In The Begining

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth...but roughly soon after a babe was born. The birth of a babe not in a rustic middle-eastern manger but in a middle-class hospital in the middle of historic and award-winning Longview, Washington. (Prepare for amazingly useless knowledge) Why historical? This is due to cold hard fact that Longview is precisely the second largest planned/plotted city in the U.S. next to Washington D.C. Ohh yaa, but oh...oh...please know that the title "awarding-winning" is our secret weapon and smutty bragging right based on our county having the highest rate of STDs (whoa, impressive), teenage pregnancy (juicy hot!), and death rate. Yes, its a monstrous cesspool, a cornucopia of retirement home/Caucasian love brothel. This is my motherland...my childhood stomping grounds as a wee lad and I cherish it still today for its trinket-like qualities.

My introduction needs to be made for the new viewers my name Jon Theriault and I am co-creator of this pirate-intoxicated site. For viewer in the mid-west and the bible-belt we will be making religious references from time to time, and we will keep the swearing to a minimum...for all the rest its a carpe Diem realm -more in-depth explanation to come. Ryan V. or famously known now as TP. (nick-name story for another blog) and I are Christians but I would described myself as a Jesus-rebel. Deep down in my religious lions I display my faith through my life experiences and exposing the true satisfaction hes given me. Sadly, I am not the typical cookie-cutter bible thumper that watches every little step taken in his/her's life or a pressuring near-stroke-giving Christian that suffocates the non-believer with damnation and judgements. Laughter is my philosophy, adventure is my canvas, fun is my paintbrush. Whoa-a little deeper than the usually Jonny T, but its a blog, as I see it, its a high-tech version of Doug's "dear journal..." from the nostalgic days of Nickelodeon.

My life is truly a study...a lifestyle...as I've said...in randomology and you will never be bored when I am in the presence of you, yes you reader. You may be confused or frightened but I really do mean the best of intentions. Sadly, you will just not have time to realize that you are bored. Its tasking at times for me but one my passions is to keep people guessing and wetting themselves from laughter at other times. For the very critical/party poopers of the blogs- everyone is going to have typical expectations like: yes...I do take showers, sometimes more than once a day and I do eat, sleep, and love fiber. I can't help it I like to stay regular. You can ask my wondrous roomie Trevor about fiber-it might be the fountain of youth in disguise.

Ryan...excuse me...TP will explain his side of blog/bio when he has the time from his busy schedule of work, soccer, and degree in laziology. He is a dear friend of mine, basically a brother from another mother and etc. I met this gracious man through the magical miracle of Walt Disney World Internship. He was my snoring roommate that I was very lucky to befriend. For some reason we never fought and the chemistry just flowed. Sometimes we would yell just to yell at each other then conclude with laughter. Vista Way Security doesn't like singing or yelling though. what? (Don't fret details later.) So many stories so many memories that we will have to bank it for another blog.

My whys and reasons to this blog was basically let the world inside Jon T.'s world and explode with theories, stories, memories, and abnormal bursts of arbitrary tidbits. Sometimes, my personal thoughts can be more easily stated through words than explained in person, because some people perceive me as total goof, which is dandy, I love being that but...this invention of blog will help me tell you that there is more to the goof. There will be entries when I may be spilling my soul, and cursing pointless nothings the next entry please just don't judge and if you are frustrated or confused I will be glad to explain. That's what this is all about eh!I hope you laugh, (optional) cry, relax (its ok nudity is excepted) love, and enjoy.
Salutations, HH. Cpt. J Rufio